- WHO BRINGS AN ELECTRIC KNIFE TO A CABIN?
- Ooh, setup.
- There is no way she was the only one who smelled something rank in that cabin. NO WAY! A dead squirrel is enough to make people complain!
- Ugh. So much vomit. This is not the horror I am here for.
- I hate the girl going through withdrawal so much.
- sighs Honestly, this is holding no surprises for me. Stopped watching about forty minutes in.
- WHY remake this movie? WHYYYYYY?
- I would watch this movie if I wanted proof that creativity is dead.
Evil Dead - Remake
Rating: d