Insidious 3

Rating: b

  • REALLY intro music?
  • Nice house! Is that Craftsman style?
  • There should be a House Hunters: Haunted show!
  • Is it really common to have air ducts in a home covered with a grill and big enough for a child to crawl in? Do Canadians just not have residential HVAC systems like that?
  • Know what, movie dad? My Instagram account shows that people DO care what you eat for breakfast.
  • Wow. Bad acting. XD Ironic because… she’s practicing lines! Her dad sucks as an actor.
  • Fashion is such that I cannot place what time this is set by Quinn’s clothes. XD High-waisted bellbottom jeans? Nope. Can’t tell.
  • Second-hand embarrassment from Quinn’s audition.
  • Auuuugh two broken legs and trapped in bed with a demon/ghost running around? I like it! XD
  • AW GURL! DON’T LOOK UNDER THE BED! Who does that? Jfc.
  • Now a neck brace, too?
  • Okay, so is the trend with Insidious that dead mothers rescue people in The Further?
  • I would watch this on Mother’s day to remind me that a good mom will rescue you from monsters.